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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

HBO Preps 'Game of Thrones' Season Three With Recap Special

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With Game of Thrones' Season Three premiere fast approaching, HBO is offering fans a refresher course on the events of the show's second season, by way of a handy 14-minute recap video. The video, which aired on the channel Friday night and is now available online, features the show's cast, along with creators David Banioff and D.B. Weiss, discussing key plot points, relationships and character motivations of the last season. Season Three of Game of Thrones kicks off on March 31st.


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Wednesday, March 6, 2013

The Hold Steady Record Song for 'Game of Thrones'

Galen Polivka, Craig Finn, Steve Selvidge, Tad Kubler, and Bobby Drake of The Hold Steady.Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images for CBGB Festival

The Hold Steady will record a new song for the upcoming third season of Game of Thrones, featuring lyrics by the saga's creator George R.R. Martin and music from the HBO show's composer Ramin Djawadi, Entertainment Weekly reports.

The tried-and-true bar rockers put their spin on "The Bear and the Maiden Fair," which Game of Thrones showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss pointed out is "one of the most popular songs in Westeros, beloved by nobles and commoners alike, sung at taverns and feasts and etc." The song tells the story of a bear at a fair who woos a maiden looking for a knight, and will be released as a 7-inch vinyl on Record Store Day, April 20th (the B-side is titled "Criminal Fingers").

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"We wanted our rendition to be bawdy and a little sloppy – drunken musicians getting up on the table and jamming while the rowdy party continues around them," said Benioff and Weiss. "There was no one better for the job than the Hold Steady, and the song they delivered has been stuck in our heads for the last four weeks."

While Game of Thrones primarily uses an orchestral score, last year the show tapped another beloved indie band, the National, to record "The Rains of Castemere," which played over the closing credits of the episode "Battle of the Blackwater." No word yet on how "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" will be used in the show.

The Hold Steady aren't the only musicians to be associated with Game of Thrones, with both Coldplay drummer Will Champion and Snow Patrol frontman Gary Lightbody slated for cameo appearances this season.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

New 'Game of Thrones' Photos: Who Bears Watching in Season Three?

After a ruthless first year, Game of Thrones took an even bloodier turn in Season Two, as civil war and personal vendettas consumed Westeros, and rumors of dragons filtered up from the parched lands to the south. But don't go looking for increased stability when Season Three begins on March 31st: There's plenty of carnage, and a few jaw-dropping twists, yet to come. Here are five characters who bear watching when the HBO epic resumes:

The Final Standings in 'Game of Thrones' After Season Two

Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister in 'Game of Thrones.' Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister in 'Game of Thrones.'

Tyrion Lannister
Short of stature but towering of intellect, Tyrion, as acting Hand of the King, had to out-maneuver his sister, Cersei, and his cruel but foolish nephew, King Joffrey, to engineer the defense of King's Landing from a siege by one of the other self-declared kings – only to be severely wounded in the fighting, then relieved of duty when his father shows up. 

Natalie Dormer as Margaery Tyrell and Jack Gleeson as Joffrey Baratheon in 'Game of Thrones.' Natalie Dormer as Margaery Tyrell and Jack Gleeson as Joffrey Baratheon in 'Game of Thrones.'

Joffrey Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell
The sadistic Joffrey spent much of Season Two in full strut, beating up women of pleasure, ordering cruel punishments and throwing over ex-fiancée Sansa Stark when a more fitting match became possible: Margaery Tyrell, whose late husband – another of the self-declared kings warring for the Iron Throne – never managed to consummate their marriage. Joffrey is a monster, but it's entirely possible that he's met his match in the cunning and collected Margaery.

Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen in 'Game of Thrones.' Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen in 'Game of Thrones.'

Daenerys Targaryen
After the death of her husband, the once-demure Daenerys stepped up to become a steely leader of his nomadic Dothraki followers, and as the exiled princess gains in confidence, she becomes increasingly obsessed with one thing: reclaiming the Iron Throne of Westeros, by whatever means necessary. Hint: she's not called the mother of dragons for nothing. 

Kit Harington as Jon Snow in 'Game of Thrones.' Kit Harington as Jon Snow in 'Game of Thrones.'

Jon Snow
The Night's Watch didn't fare so well in the icy landscape beyond the Wall in Season Two. Jon Snow escaped the fate of many of his comrades in arms, and now he has taken up with the wildings in an effort to stay alive. But as an outsider, he's not trusted, and there are worse things in the frozen waste than suspicious Free Folk – and they're on the move.

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Saturday, June 16, 2012

HBO Cuts 'Game of Thrones' Episode With Bush's Head

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HBO has cut the Game of Thrones episode featuring an image of George W. Bush's severed head from all digital platforms and is holding off shipments of the Season 1 DVD box set that revealed the decapitated cranium, reports Deadline.com.

"We were deeply dismayed to see this and find it unacceptable, disrespectful and in very bad taste," said HBO. "We made this clear to the executive producers of the series who apologized immediately for this careless mistake. We condemn it in the strongest possible terms and have halted all future shipments of the DVDs, removed it from our digital platforms and will edit the scene for all future airings on any distribution domestic or international."

Earlier this week, DVD commentary from show creators David Benioff and D.B. Weiss exposed the beheading prop. Though it had already existed in plain view, the DVD commentary brought the prop to greater attention. In the commentary the creators claimed, "It's not a choice, it’s not a political statement. We just had to use whatever heads we had lying around."

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Thursday, April 12, 2012

'Game of Thrones' Recap: Baby Blues

Joe Dempsie as Gendry in 'Game of Thrones.'

Infanticide is the new sexposition. And even a Hero’s Journey requires the occasional piss break.

I know, it takes three to make a pattern, and so far we’ve only had two episodes of Game of Thrones Season Two – both of which ended with the murder of babies. And I know the old sexposition (critic Myles McNutt’s term for GoT’s trademark mid-coitus infodumps) hasn’t gone away, as the remarkably explicit sex-scene-cum-history-lesson between Theon Greyjoy and his homely, horny cabin girl made clear.

But you can learn a lot from how Game of Thrones begins and ends each week, and we’ve now seen two endings involving the literal slaughter of the innocents: The first was bookended with a man dying for the sport of a king, the second with a little girl popping a squat in the woods while on the run from trained killers. In other words, this show spotlights the ugly shit most stories shy away from: The aristocratic one percent lord it over the other 99, society’s outbursts of violence inevitably target that society’s most vulnerable members, and the needs and weaknesses of your private parts can make or break you. (Didn’t you ever wonder how the Fellowship of the Ring used the bathroom? Did Frodo slip the Ring on any time he needed a little "me time"?)

Yet as ugly as it got, Season Two’s second episode, "The Night Lands," was also a thing of beauty, more impressive on a purely visual level than even its immediate predecessor "The North Remembers." Director Alan Taylor cemented his claim on the show’s throne with camera work that revealed character and deepened our understanding of the story. Like the plotlines that play out over the course of the episode, it's a view into the world of Westeros that's both dazzling and disquieting.

Take the smartly staged opening scene, in which Yoren and his motley crew of recruits for the Night’s Watch fend off goons from King’s Landing hunting down Gendry, the late King Robert Baratheon's handsomest bastard (though they're apparently oblivious to the presence of the conspicuously cockless Arya Stark, daughter of the dead Hand of the King and the new Hand's most wanted). The recruits are planted all around the lush forest setting’s multiple levels, occupying high ground and low, so that the simple act of shooting Yoren’s knifepoint confrontation with the City Watch reveals more and more of them with each shot and countershot. We aren’t just told the interlopers are outnumbered and surrounded, we really see it.

Similarly, a swooping movement of the camera in the cavernous hall of Pyke, Theon Greyjoy’s home shit home, emphasizes his father and sister’s movement away from him after they reject his offer of alliance with King Robb Stark’s Northmen and his cocksure claim that he’s his father’s rightful heir, leaving Theon standing alone. It’s a better illustration of his situation at that moment than any line of dialogue, especially when contrasted with the sweeping vistas on that heroically staged horseback ride that took Theon to Pyke in the first place. Illusions dashed, young Greyjoy.

The way the camera chooses to reveal certain characters can reveal something about them, too. Bronn, Tyrion Lannister's glibly amoral ace in the hole, appears out of nowhere when his boss banishes City Watch commander Janos Slynt for his role in the very ugly purge of King Robert's bastards last ep. (Although the way Tyrion addresses the issue, you have to wonder if he has as much of a soft spot for the whores who endured Slynt's reign of terror as he does for the baby Slynt killed in their presence.) Bronn's there when you need him, but don't expect him to be your buddy otherwise – and don't forget that he'd be a babykiller too, if the situation were different. Tyrion may tell Varys that he's not a man of honor like that patsy Ned Stark, but his look of discomfort when he realizes just whom he's entrusted with the security of the city says otherwise.

Varys himself makes a sudden and unexpected appearance as well, revealed as the camera glides around the corner to find him bantering with Tyrion's whorefriend Shae. The shot and Varys's visit itself send the exact same message: No matter where (or whom) you  hide, Varys will know. Actor Conleth Hill is killing it as the Seven Kingdoms' spymaster, and in this scene he makes it clear that his cultured blend of manners and menace is far more potent a danger to Tyrion than Slynt's bluster and brutality. "Waves come and go, the big fish eat the little ones…and I keep on paddling," he tells Tyrion, with just enough emphasis on the last bit to make the implied "so just try me, asshole" clear.

By contrast, the camera takes ages to pan over the Dothraki, stranded in the Red Waste, before it hits our lead characters Ser Jorah Mormont and his queen Daenerys. It moves slowly, the picture out of focus, as listless and lost as the people it's filming. When Dany does finally come into view, she's lying on the ground exhausted – and we're so used to seeing her as the proud, powerful Khaleesi that this may well be the episode's single most shocking moment. The grim Godfather-style "message" that follows (Rakharo rides with the fishes?) is further proof that there's no shelter for Dany and her dragons here.

Meanwhile, that marvelously odd peephole-to-peephole transition in Littlefinger's brothel was a tipoff, as if you needed one, that "The Night Lands" gave us some of our most direct and graphic looks into the libidos of Westeros yet. In this ep alone, we discovered that Sam hates to see 'em go but loves to watch 'em leave…that even the lowborn daughters of ship captains ascribe to 21st-century pubic-hair grooming aesthetics…that you can wipe semen off someone's face on camera on HBO and get away with it…that Salador Saan, the old pirate buddy whom Ser Davos Seaworth recruits to be part of King Stannis Baratheon's royal fleet, worships what Mansons Charles and Marilyn would refer to as the god of fuck. More centrally, we learn that while Theon may be an obnoxious, womanizing creep ("Try smiling with your lips closed"), he still has the good graces to be grossed out when he discovers that the rough-and-tumble girl with the sleepy eyes and sly smile he'd been diddling on his way to his tentacle-haired father Balon Greyjoy's castle was in fact his own sister Yara.  (played with sleazy confidence by Gemma Whalen, making my doubts about the casting evaporate).

But where sex goes on Game of Thrones, violence is sure to follow. Littlefinger methodically menaces his red-headed whore Ros into getting over her grief for the slain baby and getting on with getting it on, lest he sell her to someone even sicker than he is. Writers David Benioff and D.B. Weiss love giving Littlefinger these menacing American Psycho speeches despite how close the character plays everything to the vest in the books, but actor Aiden Gillen tears into this material with such sotto voce viciousness that it's hard to blame them.

By contrast, the fiery Melisandre mostly lets her (phenomenal) body do the talking when she seduces Stannis – right on a table in the shape Westeros, knocking both battle plans and subtlety to the floor – with the promise of bearing him a son, but her real goal is winning him over to her harsh god the Lord of Light, believing that's the only way his army can win. Breeding death is the end goal at least as much as breeding life.

Hell, childbirth itself haunts Cersei and Tyrion: She blames him for the death of his mother on his way out of her womb and into the world. And half a world away, childbirth's a death sentence for the son of one of Craster's wives, delivered into the icy-cold clutches of the blue-eyed White Walkers. It's a horror that Sam's new friend Gilly – a mouthbreathing Hannah Murray, looking as timid and terrified as you'd expect a product and victim of incest to look—can't even bring herself to articulate. Fortunately, if that's the right word, the show does it for her, with a final sequence of icy beauty, half-glimpsed menace, frustrated heroism, taboo-shattering evil, and sudden bursts of violence. To paraphrase Tyrion Lannister, that's the way this Game is played.

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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

'Game of Thrones' Recap: No One Man Should Have All That Power

Game of Thrones Jaime Lannister in 'Game of Thrones,' Episode 1, Season 2.

Here's one Game of Thrones that's already got a winner: Peter Dinklage now takes top billing in the show's opening credits. Gone is Sean Bean and his heroic, honorable, doomed leading character Eddard Stark; in his place is Dinklage's Tyrion Lannister, a diminutive antihero whose weapon is his wit rather than his sword, played by an actor whose size would relegate him to comic relief on nine shows out of ten. The message is clear: This isn't your average heroic fantasy, and this isn't your average show. No, it's Game of Thrones, and in case you had any doubt what that means, someone dies not 15 seconds after those credits finish rolling. That sets the tone for the whole affair. Game of Thrones episode 11 is fast, crisp, confident, relentless, and above all intense.

From those opening seconds on, characters coming to grips with their newfound power – often over life and death – provide as much of a connecting thread for this episode as the blood-red comet streaking across the sky; both elements, and the effortless direction of Alan Taylor, seamlessly link the show's many settings and scenes. The architect of that first death and current ruler of Westeros, the boy king Joffrey Baratheon, is every bit as nasty, brutish, and short as the lives of his subjects. Played with impeccable insufferability by Jack Gleeson, Joffrey is increasingly ungovernable by his adult relatives, even threatening his mother Queen Cersei (Lena Headey) with death when she slaps him after he insults her.

Then along comes Joffrey's uncle Tyrion, appointed Hand of the King by his powerful dad and rolling deep with bodyguard Bronn (Jerome Flynn), secret prostitute-girlfriend Shae (Sibel Kekilli, who injects so much sex into lines like "Cities make me want to fuck" that you should probably wear protection), and an army of what's-in-your-wallet-style barbarians. For the first time since the series started, Tyrion's up against the realm's real power-players and smooth-operators: His own ruthless sister Cersei, backstabbing moneyman and pimp Littlefinger (Aidan Gillen), polite but lethal spymaster Varys (Conleth Hill). Watching character and actor alike raise their game accordingly ought to be one of the season's great pleasures. We're off to a good start as is. Tyrion nails Cersei with one of the episode's best lines: "You love your children. It's your one redeeming quality. That, and your cheekbones." Simply watching his face as he processes Cersei's revelation that the Starks' wild-child younger daughter Arya (Maisie Williams) escaped her clutches was worth half a dozen Walking Dead episodes. (Ditto our all-too-brief shot of taciturn badasses Bronn and the Hound (Rory McCann) standing next to each other. Dare we hope for a scene between those two?)

To the north, rebel King Robb Stark (Richard Madden) has mommy issues of his own. She wants him to trade the captured Kingslayer, Jaime Lannister (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) for the missing, presumed kidnapped Stark sisters. But he's riding high off a string of victories over the Lannisters, so he's not above Joffing it up a bit himself, as we see when he pays a sneering visit to the imprisoned Jaime. Coster-Waldau plays Jaime as a man going through the motions of bravado, as though learning what it's like to lose is even more frightening to him than getting menaced by Robb's massive pet direwolf. Which looks great, by the way: The effects department uses CGI's inherent uncanny-valley slickness as a feature rather than a bug, making Grey Wind truly feel like a creature from another world.

Robb's upwardly-mobile right-hand man and foster brother Theon Greyjoy (Alfie Allen) has been tasked with recruiting his ex-rebel family's fleet for Robb's assault on King's Landing. Allen's joli-laid Jaggerface and goggle-eyes give him the perpetual appearance of a man who vehemently disagrees with whatever it is he just heard, and his hunger to earn recognition (if not redemption) is palpable. At the Stark stronghold of Winterfell, Robb's kid brother Bran (Isaac Hempstead-Wright) alternates tedious meetings with the lords he now commands with listening to ominous prophecies from his wildling helper Osha (Harry Potter's Natalia Tena, who apparently got her hurr did between seasons). When a brief POV sequence starring Bran's direwolf Summer cuts directly to a sleeping Bran, however, we get the sense that the boy may have a different sort of "power" altogether.

The most interesting up-and-comer is Stannis Baratheon (Stephen Dillane), the late King Robert's warrior brother and rightful heir (Joffrey is Cersei & Jamie's twincestuous bastard, while Robert's other brother Renly is the baby of the family). The problem? It seems like only two people in Westeros like him enough to fight for him. The first is former smuggler Ser Davos Seaworth (Liam Cunningham), fiercely loyal but also brutally honest, a tough combination given Stannis's precarious situation. Then there's Melisandre (Carice Van Houten), a red-headed priestess who looks like Tori Amos at the Renaissance Fair and who eggs Stannis on by casting him as her religion's long-awaited messiah figure. It's to the show's great credit that this brand-new trio – and the dark, fossil-encrusted island fortress of Dragonstone where they live – hold their own against people and places and plotlines we've all waited a year to revisit. Stannis and Davos in particular, never the most charismatic of characters in the books, greatly benefit simply by becoming living breathing actors rather than lines on paper. Hearing Dillane growl his way through Stannis's declaration of kingship, refusing to call his brother beloved (not by Stannis he wasn't) while insisting that Jaime Lannister be referred to as "Ser" – "Whatever else he may be, the man's still a knight" – makes his black-and-white personality pop.

Power's a slippery thing, though. Case in point: season one ended with the triumphant, transcendent image of a nude, fireproof Daenerys Targaryen (breakout star Emilia Clarke) encircled by freshly-hatched dragons and worshipful followers. But the show zigs where others would zag: She and her people are now slowly starving to death in a desert wasteland, outnumbered by and on the run from forces that could destroy her and her tiny band, dragons or no. Even her horse drops dead by the episode's 15-minute mark, proving once again that yes, this is Game of Thrones.

Cutting from fire to ice, we catch up with Ned Stark's bastard son Jon Snow (Kit Harrington), now a Sworn Brother of the Night's Watch, the ragtag black-clad fighting force tasked with guarding the realm's northern border. Beyond the Wall that marks it he encounters the deeply creepy Craster, whose wooden stronghold is staffed exclusively by his inbred daughter-wives and used as an outpost by the Watch. Played by Robert Pugh, who looks like a feral Dick Van Patten, Craster's a leering, sneering fuck who puts his own medieval spin on the live-free-or-die rhetoric of the Tea Party. Knowing when to shut the fuck up is a lesson of leadership Jon's dad never quite learned, and it could lead Jon into trouble here. "He marries his daughters – what's he do with his sons?" Jon asks. Dun dun dunnnnn!

Jon's half-sister and Joffrey's fiancée-cum-hostage Sansa  is also struggling to keep her feelings in check. The impressive young actress Sophie Turner plays Sansa with the thousand-yard stare and flat-affect voice of an abuse victim living from beating to beating. Sansa gets a lot of grief from fans of the show and the books alike – she's stupid, she's insipid, she's prissy, she's gutless. Bullshit. She's doing what she needs to do to survive, as the episode's opening scene demonstrates. She instinctively plays to Joffrey's narcissism and cruelty, convincing him to spare a drunken knight's life while dropping enough "Your Grace"s on him to make him think it was his idea. If she'd been less courteous, like the other Starks would have been, she'd be dead.

Even the ever-slick Lord Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish finds himself on the wrong end of the sword, attempting to bigfoot Cersei with rumors of her relationship with Jaime and nearly getting his throat cut for it. "Knowledge is power," he tells her; "Power is power," she retorts, her obedient goon's knife at his neck. It's a killer exchange for Headey and Gillen, in the show's grand wordplay-into-swordplay tradition. But as the venerable fan site Westeros has pointed out, it's also too clumsy by half for Littlefinger, a master manipulator whose motives remain far more mysterious in the book than they do for his openly power-hungry TV incarnation.

Taking the power theme to its "absolute power corrupts absolutely" extreme, the episode concludes with a move out of King Herod's playbook: The City Watch massacres the late King Robert's bastard children before they can grow into rivals for Joffrey's crown, quite literally killing babies in the process. It is, frankly, excruciating to watch – and to hear; gods know I never want to listen to a baby's cries silenced by the draw of a knife and the wet sound of a blade through flesh ever again. That scene took place off-screen, as it were, in the books, where we learn about it in passing during a conversation between an outraged Tyrion and Lord Commander Janos Slynt. In choosing to show rather than tell, writers and showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss tap into imagery as old as the Bible, as intimate as a mother's nightmare, and as powerful as both. They've laid down their latest and boldest marker yet that Games will go places most dramas, let alone most fantasies, wouldn't dare. And they speak directly to George R.R. Martin's conception of war as an engine of careless cruelty and wasted human potential. But it's also unbelievably grim and uncomfortable television. I know that's the point, but I'd imagine many casual viewers (and some die-hards as well) ended up wishing they were on that oxcart with runaway Arya Stark and bull-helmeted bastard boy Gendry (Joseph Dempsie) in the episode's final shot, fleeing the horrors of King's Landing, hoping never to return. Until this time next Sunday, that is.

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Monday, April 2, 2012

'Game of Thrones': Season Two Cheat Sheet

Daenerys in 'Game of Thrones.'

Game on! When the down-and-dirty epic fantasy Game of Thrones returns to HBO on April 1st, it'll be riding high on the tide of record-setting DVD and Blu-Ray sales, oodles of critical acclaim and award-show props (most notably Peter Dinklage's well-deserved Best Supporting Actor Emmy for his turn as Tyrion Lannister, everyone's favorite wiseass mastermind dwarf), and an impact on the zeitgeist that the it's-not-TV network hasn't seen since The Sopranos. It's also packing more plotlines and colliding more characters than the NFL offseason. Don't know your Dothraki from your direwolves? Don't worry – this cheat sheet will catch you up on all the Game's major players. Warning: many Season One spoilers ahead.

The World
Welcome to Westeros, a sprawling continent divided into Seven Kingdoms, now ruled by a single king. Aside from seasons that can last for years at a time, and rumors of strange creatures lurking in the frozen wastes far to the north, magic's a non-factor in this medieval world – it died out with the last dragons, decades ago. Today the most clear and present danger is strife between the land's great families or Houses. In the North there's the Starks, a stand-up bunch led by Eddard "Ned" Stark, who years ago helped his best friend Robert Baratheon overthrow a madman and claim the Iron Throne for himself. To the south there's the Lannisters, including Queen Cersei; Jaime, Robert's bodyguard and Cersei's twin brother – and secret lover; Tyrion, the family's brilliant dwarf black-sheep; and Tywin, the cold-hearted moneyman who bankrolls the realm.

When Robert taps Ned to become his top advisor, the so-called Hand of the King, a secret plot to cover up Jaime and Cersei's incest – and the fact that Robert's kids and heirs are actually Jaime's – leads to murder, betrayal, Ned's death, and an all-out war between Stark and Lannister.

But the real threats lurk elsewhere. North of the Wall that marks the edge of the Seven Kingdoms, a supernatural menace that can raise the dead is waiting for the onset of winter to make its move. And East of the Narrow Sea, the exiled heir to the throne, Daenerys Targaryen, is plotting to reconquer Westeros with the help of a horde of warriors…and a trio of dragons.

The Starks
Ned's dead, baby* (*every Game of Thrones writer is contractually permitted to make that joke exactly one time), betrayed by his wife Catelyn's smarmy childhood friend Lord Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish and beheaded at the orders of the boy king Joffrey Baratheon, who's like if someone gave a blond asshole villain from an Eighties teen movie the power to execute people. Not only does this devastate Ned's daughter Sansa, Joffrey's unfortunate fiancée, it also wrecks the plans of his mother and advisors to exile Ned rather than kill him, thus preserving peace with the Starks and their followers. At least Ned's younger daughter Arya was spared the sight of her dad getting the world's most severe haircut, thanks to the intervention of Yoren, a member of the Night's Watch (the dudes who guard the Wall) who was in the right place at the right time. He's disguised Arya as a boy and is now shipping her (and one of King Robert's secret bastard sons, a tough-looking kid called Gendry) up north with his usual haul of criminal recruits. There they hope to meet up with her brother Bran, crippled – and granted psychic powers – when Jaime Lannister tossed him out the window for catching him and his sister the queen in the act. Bran's now the young Lord of Winterfell, the Starks' home base, while his brother Robb and mother Catelyn are leading the North's rebellion against the Lannisters.

The Lannisters
Over in Lannister-land, Cersei is sitting pretty as the power behind the Iron Throne, now occupied by her sociopathic son Joffrey. Her twincestuous brother Jaime finds himself at the opposite end of the spectrum: Outsmarted and outfought by Ned Stark's inexperienced young heir Robb, he's been taken prisoner, confessing his crimes to Catelyn Stark while her son's followers honor the victory by proclaiming Robb the King in the North. Tyrion is somewhere in between: After escaping Catelyn's captivity and surviving his first big battle, he's been ordered by his father Tywin to head to the capital and take over Ned's old gig as the Hand of the King, where he'll have to fend off both his power-mad relatives and their enemies. No wonder he defies dear old dad and brings Shae, the whore he keeps on retainer, to court with him.

The Wall
At the Wall, the massive continent-spanning ice sculpture that separates the Seven Kingdoms from the lawless wildnerness to its north, Ned's bastard son Jon Snow narrowly resisted the temptation to go AWOL from the Night's Watch (a death-penalty offense) and join his half-brother's war on Lannisters. Now he and his fellow Watchmen are headed north of the Wall to take the fight to the enemy – both the regular-human wildlings who are rumored to be forming an army to assault the Wall, and the shadowy White Walkers who sent zombie assassins to take down the Night's Watch Lord Commander before Jon's quick thinking (and pet direwolf) put a stop to it.

The Dragons
Finally, far to the East, there's Daenerys, the last in the line of the Targaryen kings overthrown by Robert, Ned, and Jaime back in happier times. (For them, not for the Targaryens.) At first terrified by her arranged-marriage husband, the Dothraki warlord Khal Drogo, she & him became a formidable match – killing Dany's insufferable older brother Viserys, makin' a baby, and vowing to take back the Iron Throne together. All of that, baby included, went out the window when Drogo succumbed to an infected wound and the witchcraft of Mirri Maz Duur, a vengeful "healer" Dany "rescued" from Drogo's men. Dany takes the three priceless petrified dragon eggs she received as a wedding gift and jumps into Drogo's funeral pyre, and when the smoke clears, she emerges unharmed – with a posse of three live dragons. These legendary fire-breathing creatures once helped her ancestor Aegon the Conqueror take over the Seven Kingdoms, but they've been extinct for decades. Once these three are fully grown, they're basically nuclear bombs with wings, but that's a long way away.

And the Rest
Those big four factions aren't the only ones on the move. Though we've never actually seen him, Robert's brother Stannis knows that he, not Joffrey – a bastard in every sense of the word – is the true heir to the Iron Throne, and his reputation as one of the Seven Kingdoms' most unstoppable warriors has everyone on edge. Except, that is, his baby brother Renly, who fled King's Landing when it became clear Ned was going down. With the help of the rich and powerful family of Loras Tyrell, his deadliest knight, best friend, and secret lover, Renly's emerging as a contender for the throne, too. Then there's Theon Greyjoy, Ned Stark's ward – a polite way to say "hostage," since the Starks adopted him years ago after putting down a rebellion by his father Balon, the wannabe King of the Iron Islands. He swore allegiance to Robb, but that doesn't mean his long-lost family will follow suit.

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